> “When you’re not home the cat does things to me… unspeakable things…”
> I love the pacing corgi, trying to pump himself up.
> This is proof cats are massive d——. They know exactly whats going on and inside they are pissing themselves.
> its pretty obvious why they are scared. the cat tries to scratch the dog everytime. i wouldnt want to walk by if it meant getting clawed every time i did it.